Anyone notice that Tony has plans to build each Avenger their own floor at Stark Tower? He picks Captain America’s first.
I HAD NO IDEA THAT WAS WHAT HE WAS DOING. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST REBUILDING. NOT PLOTTING EVERYONE’S APARTMENTS~ IN HIS TOWER. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
okay this is AWESOME, who is going to write the Tony Stark Interior Designer AU please
"I’m thinking a theme of muted sepia and cream, with dark blue notes — relaxing, yet masculine," Tony said. "What do you think?"
"Uh," Steve said. "Can I have a firm mattress?"
"Four-thousand springs Duxiana, buddy, nothing but the best for my team," Tony said.
"…is that a yes or a no?" Steve said.
"Okay, okay, buddy, I think you’re going a little overboard with the red. I think we can tone down the silver, too. What about, like, a nice pale gold? With like, shades of dark brown-green? Or is that too Loki…"
"C’mon, Thor, gimme something to work with here. What kind of stand do you need for the hammer?"
"So I’m thinking lots of green and purple-"
"I’m kidding! What about pale blue? You know, those weird unnatural eggshell things. That’s a nice, calming colour. And like, a bit of pale yellow, too."
"I thought you wanted me to "embrace the beast" or whatever-"
"Not in my tower. Do not wreck my tower."
"So did you guys want like a double room, or-"
”I will rip your face off-“
"Alright, Blackhawk! Chill! I’m still thinking joined - hey! That record player actually cost stuff, you know?! You can’t just be tossing - and there’s my fridge. That’s heavy, you know. My mini-fridge is heavy - stop it!"
That would be the cartoon Avengers Assemble. They more or less live together in the Stark Tower. Hawkeye pisses off Hulk by eating his peanut butter, Hulk smashes, blames Thor, they smash more stuff, Tony tries to fix everything, Falcon gets in the way, Natasha is just awesome and poor old Steve can’t finish his workout or that movie he’s been trying to see the whole week.
They destroy the Star Tower in almost every episode. No wonder Tony’s trying his best to always put it back together.
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant
A micro-crack in steel
Needle and thread
E.coli bacteria on lettuce
Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)
A moth wing
Leaf of a Virginia spiderwort